[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[Narrorator]
And now the six merry muderes'
Of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of
The Cell Block Tango
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down Like Bernie
Bernie who liked to chew gum
No, not chew POP
So, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little bit sympathy
and there'e Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin' No, not chewin'
Poppin' So, I said to him,
"you pop that
gum one more time"
and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots
into his head
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass Not only
was he married
oh, no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know So that
night, when he came home from work, I fixed him
his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime
If you'd have been there
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says He was crazy
and he kept on screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman"
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times!
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?
[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!
[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
traveled round with us
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
one, two, three, four,five
splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other
so, this one night before the show
we're down at the hotel Cicero,
the three of us, spoozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked outI can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[VELMA]
How could you tell me
[GIRLS]
It was a murder
[VELMA]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!
[MONA]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
sensitive a painter
He was always trying
to find himself
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
All along
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
How could you tell us
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe
[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!