It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday
Sounds like someone filled my old coral tree
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly
Go away before I harm you bodily
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me?
Would you look at the time, I should go!
People seem a little more brotherly
Here's a little something to you from me
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be
A star on top will complete all the scenery
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me