Let's go!
So you found someone new,
Someone who doesn't eat glue
He's got a snake in his pants,
And does that dumb dry-hump dance
He's got a really nice car,
And spends his life at the bar
He's got a Chi Phi tattoo,
So tell me, what's wrong with you?
You say that he's a smart guy,
But he can't even read
You say that he likes music,
But he listens to Creed
To tell me what's wrong with you,
I'll tell you what's wrong with me too
I'll tell you everything about me
I can see right through you,
I can see right through your new boy too,
You know that you can't live without me
There's someone new in your life,
But I don't think that he's bright
He thinks the sasquatch exists,
One time he drank his own piss
So you can say your happy now
That you've gone and dumped me,
I think I'll sorely be missed,
He looks like a date rapist