Calling all moral souls come congregate at local watering holes
This Camelot is where we rest our beer
Guided by holy neon lights, we're citizens of the night
Red-faced kings and queens we're here
Admirals, Sultans, and Statesmen of near and far
Kings of the Bar!
Barflies on bended knees, we're alcoholic royalty
Alongside Cliffy, Norm and Coach
Inside there four walls, you know we got it all
In our kingdom we're beyond reproach
The Royal Famlily's passed out in the car
Kings of the Bar!
We've all got battle scares, they're souvenirs from every bar
Blood shot eyes and liver ache
Motherfucker where's my crown, the kings are here and we came to get down
Busted veins and hands that shake
Kings of the Bar!