(to tune of Big Spender)

Hey Big Spender
Rainbow suspenders,
Electric Blenders,
Spen some dough on table 3

Now give it up for table 5!
(to tune of staying alive by Beegees)
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh
Table 5, table 5
Ahh ahh ahh ahh
table fiiiiiiivvvvvvvvee!!