Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
Your spic n' span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mount Avalanche
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
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