Well Mr Burns had done it
The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego
Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw;
Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law
Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw