I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money,dad Get me out of this

An innocent bystander Somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place and I'm down on my luck
Yea I'm down on my luck Well I'm down on my luck

I was hiding in Honduras I'm a deparate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns, and money
Repeat this last line ad nauseum