Performed by rob schneider

"and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher"

[lecturing]

"zinc is by far the best element"
"i also like plutonium"
"it's just fun to say"
"plutonium"

[sound of someonee walking towards him]

"how's your plutonium? "
"good, thank you"

"excuse me!"
"hello! the office is closed so, if you wouldn't mind, sir, what are you doing? "
"hey! get off of me!"

[beating sounds]

"you're breaking the beakers!"

[beating sounds]

"those are my best goggles!"

[beating sounds]