My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little, yellow jar And sometimes when it's breezy, Or if I'm feeling sneezy, And now I Excuse me! Excuse...

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget Chorus: Lather...

Chorus: Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their f...

Chorus: Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their f...

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw h...

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw h...

There was a girl We'll call her Betty And a guy Let's call him Neil Now, I can't stress this point too strongly, This story isn't real ( ) Now our Neil must de...

There was a girl We'll call her Betty And a guy Let's call him Neil Now, I can't stress this point too strongly, This story isn't real ( ) Now our Neil must ...