Quagmire [talking]: Ensign Glen Quagmire Welcome aboard You picked a great day to get rescued We were just about to sing a song about mopping Quagmire's sea cre...

On Monday, I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divvy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sittin' at the table next to ours Now Bar...

Here is the tale of a babysitting jo The baby is something of a sno (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not ...

Lois: Brian, your standards are ridiculously high You will never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions and compromise so you can find your love ...

I used to get awf'ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie 'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ...

Police:hey that against the law your comin with me Uh Uh Uh Can't touch me! (MC hammer's Can't Touch This) Can't touch me Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy F...

HK:we only live to kiss your ass B:kiss it why well even wipe it for you HK: forem here on in its easy street P: any bars on that street? B: twenty four happy h...

A long time ago there were two cowboys alone on a trail Then they discovered they can sleep with another male Now they're having butt sex Cowboy butt sex S-O-...

And I'd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum When I have a heart that's heavy Feeling I was born to lose You are there to say that life's okay...

Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on TV Peter: But, Where are those good ol' fashion values All: That we used to rely? All...

Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, And sex on TV Peter: But where are those good old fashion values? All: On which we used to rely...

Let me tell you about it, stud You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter, that's your bum hole 'C...

You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter, that's your butt hole 'Cos if you use toad, then I'm te...

You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter thats your butthole Cause, if you use toad then I'm tell...

All] I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [All] We're gonna all hang ten, then maybe then [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [Boys] Cause I'm a hic...

Peter: Nothing else has worked so far, So I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous sparkling speck of light, I need a Jew Lois makes me take the rap, Because our checkb...

I had a dream, it's all about you - Meg Griffin Not much you can do - Meg Griffin You can't dance, you can't sing, No you pretty much can't do a thing Never fea...

S: I'm the greatest captain in the queens navy All but S: And your record will stand as true S: Be it a galleon or a freighter, I'm an excellent navigator All b...

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me [Peter] can't touch me [Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 [Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so...

Cut out your nappin' It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen There's a chair that freakin' talks (hey look) And some fish who give advice (holy ...

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Alth...

Take a drink And you'll sink to a state, of pure inebriation You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation When you drink enough, of my beer, You will find th...

(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog Drove in through the morning fog Hey there Rover, come on over (Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we ...

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives (Stewie) (Take it dog) (Brian) We're quite a pair of partners, Just Like The...

Sit down, I wanna sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock,...

(Stewie speaking): She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9am And I'm gonna be high As a kite by then (Stewie Singing): And I think it's gonn...

Warm out today Warm Yesterday Even warmer today Met her on my C Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth) When I went to meet ...

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss Stewie: And they'll mak...

It seems today that all you see is violence, laundry, and sex on tv but where are those good old fashion values where we used to rely! luckily hes the family ...

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv but where are those good ol' fasioned values on which we used to rely lucky theres a family...

*MB = Maids and Butlers **Non-singing part MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass! Butler: Kiss it? We'll even wipe it for you!** MB: From here on in it's easy str...

Peter: Just like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2 I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street I can riot...

* = Talking Both- You and I are So awfully different Too awfully different To ever be palls Stewie- *Do you want to go first?* Brian- *Yeah I'll go* Brian-...

(Stewie) a 5, 6, 7, 8! (Stewie) who's got the greatest gal around? (Olivia) you do who's got the sweetest man in town? (Stewie) you do (Olivia) who's got a guy ...

You make me feel so young You make me feel that spring has sprung And everytime I see you grin Oh, I'm such a happy individual The moment that you speak I want ...

Brian: The sixties brought the hippie breed But decades later things have changed indeed We've lost the values but we kept the weed You got a lot to see The Re...