I visit Mr Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say

[deep breathing]

Y'know, Mr Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
And I wait for Mr Frump's reply, and Mr Frump would say

[deep breathing]

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr Frump's dying day
And now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr Frump had to say

[deep breathing, that fades and dies off]

Amen