I visit Mr Frump in the hospital
I see him 'most every day
And when I see Mr Frump in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(iron lung sounds)

Ya know, Mr Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all,
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,
And I wait for Mr Frump's reply
And Mr Frump would say:
(iron lung sounds)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr Frump's dying day
So now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr Frump had to say:
(rapid iron lung sounds)

A-men!