My friend Elaine, she ain??™t the smartest (she ain??™t)
She??™s a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls
She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8
20 minutes after 12, she couldn??™t find the john

Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??™s UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, can??™t find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??™s UR name?
All I want ??“ I want from U
All I need ??“ I need from U
All I want is someone who doesn??™t call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me where??™s the light switch

Her boyfriend??™s the same, he don??™t got much of a brain
When he tried to mow the lawn, he lost his little pinkie
He went 2 the doc, to get his finger stitched up
When he reached into his pocket, all he got were worms

Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??™s UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, can??™t find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??™s UR name?
All I want ??“ I want from U
All I need ??“ I need from U
All I want is someone who doesn??™t call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me where??™s the light switch

Dumb-dee dumb-dee dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dum

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