I don??™t wanna be an American Idol
I don??™t wanna be on a magazine cover
But I wouldn??™t say no to one million dollars
Would U?
I wrote me a song and it??™s not about love
I don??™t give a damn if U tell me it sucks
I won??™t pretend I??™m someone else
Could U?
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
I don??™t need fame from a marketing putz
15 minutes never gonna be enough
I didn??™t get here overnight
Should U?
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s wearing black now)
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s always wearing black)
Do U think UR really cool?
Do U think that U rule?
Do u think that UR hot on UR TV show?
Do U think that UR cool?
Do U think that U rule?
Do U think U have the hottest TV show?
It??™s just a TV show!
I don??™t wanna sing for a soda pop ad
I won??™t sell out 4 a big lump of cash
I??™d rather piss off everyone
Like U!
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s wearing black now)
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s always wearing black)