JD: I'm sure you must be scared
Not knowing what this test will bring
It could prove that you are crazy
Do you still hear people sing?

It's best to know the truth
Of that I have no doubt
But you'll have to face the futureWhen the truth comes out!

Dr Cox: We are running a test that's a waste of our time
But at least she'll accept that she's medically fine
She'll admit that she's nuts, or I'll have to say "snore!"
Just give her the CAT-scan, and show her the door

JD: While we process your results
We'll take you back to wait

Turk: We've got drugs to calm you down
So you don't stress about your fate

JD & Turk: It's best to know the truth
Of that we have no doubt
But you'll have to face the future
All: You'll have to face the future
JD & Turk: When the truth comes out!

Carla: You're gonna miss it, Carla
You're gonna miss it 'round here
Gonna hurt him badly
But you can't stay away for one whole year

Patti: I know that I'm not crazy
JD: Everything comes down to poo!
Patti: I hope that I'm not crazy
JD: When we move, I'm gonna have my own private loo!
Patti: Oh, no!
Elliot: How'm I supposed to tell him that he's not moving, too?
Patti: Oh, my God!
Elliot: He doesn't have a clue!
Patti: I'm crazy!

Dr Kelso: If you'd like to reconsider
I'd be glad to do my part
If you want, your job is open
Come on back to Sacred Heart!

All: Sometimes you're better off not knowing
But this isn't one of those times
Your world's become a musical
And your doctors speak in rhymes!
It's best to know the truth
Of that we have no doubt
But you'll have to face the future

Carla: How can I tell him?
Elliot: How can I tell him?
Dr Cox: How can I tell her?

All: You'll have to face the future
When the truth comes out!

Patti: So, Dr Cox, is it serious?

Oh

All:
Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh
When the truth comes out!