Charlie's got a chronic case of
Taking his work home
Cleans up garbage all day long
All the while he moans
When they hear his truck coming
The young kids run and hide
This is just another case of
The fear that he's inspired
The fear that he's inspired

Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon its gonna come back to him

Billy called him old and fat
So Charlie trashed his bike
He is Bergen County's version
Of Oliver's Bill Sykes
The town is getting pretty sick
Of Charlie's evil reign
Its obvious this garbage man
Has truly gone insane
Has truly gone insane

Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon its gonna come back to him

Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon its gonna come back to him