I went to the store the other day
Asked my best friend bob
To come with me
I said lets buy some cereal

He said why not
I got some time
What exactly did you have in mind
I said corn pops
He said no way

Cause Bob doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops

Next thing I saw was Count Chocula
I thought that this would go down well
I said how bout it,
And he said no

He said hey man
Your such a dick
You know that stuff makes me sick
And I'm allergic to those marshmallows

Bob doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops

Bob doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops