It doesn't matter I've got a library I've got a swimmimg pool I drive the Lamborghini Dad drives the Cadillac Mom's got an MG I don't have a jo I don't go to sc...

Almost cut my hair The other day It's getting kind of hard I could've said it was getting either way But didn't and I wonder why I feel like Hetting my freak o...

America as often been called the land of opportunity But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty There's lots of good job...

Flesh and blood and splattered guts Dripping brains and radiation Everybody's mutilated Screaming missiles and burning babies This is just a bed time story to ...

Acting like black sabbath is lots of fun Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on I jump up and down and pretend I'm them I can almost make the change ...

Things will never be the same now that you've got that shitty name She can't even go to school until she thinks to kill is cool Everyone hates Christina Bin Lad...

You have sinned so you must die Die sinner die You will bring on the red tide Die sinner die Jerry Falwell's god sez that war is good At least that's what they ...

One day when I was home alone Just me and the dog holding the phone I gave my pal a piece of cheese It was limberger the cheese that pleezes Oh oh oh oh oh oh ...

You created your character But your destiny is ruled by the die of six You're standing at the edge of churning black water A tributary of the river Styxx I am t...

In the 70's i used to hang around in bars I'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars I'd let them take me back to their place Where i'd suck and fuc...

It was a quarter to twelve and we were rocking I put my money on the bar, I heard the devil knocking We played some drinking games while the band was thrashing ...

Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin Readin bout the war in Lebanon A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome But I got a bigger problem and it's closer to home [Chor...

Jesus is my savior and satan must die This is the end ready for death Reaper is near pity the damned Lucifer's lust has got out of hand Let's fuck him up by fuc...

I've been told my bands a waste And all our songs are in bad taste I'd like to think that we hate no one And all our songs are just for fun But you know that's ...

I am a lazy cunt spend most my time getting drunk I don't have a fancy car and I don't drink in classy bars The older I get the closer I am To the side of the ...

Bill and Tammy Bakker were messengers of God and the Bank of America Tammy sprays on some makeup, pops some downers and says this must be heaven Jim is in the b...

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him The...

There is no point for me to tell you That your god is just a fairy tale I can pretend he's Real for now, For the sake of this conversation For over two thousand...

Would you push your mother in front of a train Just to get some cocaine for your veins Or would you stuck your dope dealers cock If he'd let you smoke another r...

I couldn't stand their attitude for another day They were trying to synchronize me so I blew them away My daddy was a bitch he screwed around with my dog and ca...

I don't think you understand Just where the fuck we're coming from You think that the world is bland And we're here to relieve the monotony I don't care what y...

Is this how a punk song goes? I'm asking you Like you should know? 'cause I don't wanna blow another 20 years playing guitar When I should have been modeling ru...

We got gigs over here we got gigs over there We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere Kill Johnny Stiff do it now Kick him in the head stamp him in the ...

I got a few bucks and nothing to do Let's spend some quality time, just me and you I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow I wanna do it right now cause all my...

You know the world is ruled by a couple of dozen pricks I sure hope that they don't shoot too quick My erection - is all i can feel My erection - is all i can ...

Oh my girl she's a bit homely She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly Oh my girl she's got a big sticky ton...

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den 'cause everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom My w...

I'm an old school punk rocker - He's a Punk Rocker! And I can play, hay hay hay - Not One note! 'cause when we started out - Out Out Out! You didn't have to - N...

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose H...

You know sometimes I get the itch For a big fat punker bitch We've been driving all day on this stinky bus When this gigs over were gonna get Fucked Punker bit...

We need some chicks up here! So we can spray them down with beer! We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes We wanna see some girls with great big boo...

It's getting late you're gonna die They're trying to scare us with their lies The 700 club is full of shit The evangelists can suck my dick I don't need religio...

I'm scared of people really don't know why I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you I'm gonna go inside an...

It's just up the street The address is 669 Young men and ladies Are losing their mind It's not a church But they fuck with your head Dyanetics! The guy who made...

When I was a little kiddy My mommy she would tell me Even the world's best laid plans End up in the garbage can We got a saying around our house Your shit's in ...

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets I know a place not far from here Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get s...

Oh baby, it's rag time Makes me happy Don't lick the wound That never heals It's my sex therapy Come sit on my Face and bleed We've discussed this before I kno...

When I sing songs I sing about what I know But I don't know too much so I don't sing about nothing I get my words from reading TV Guide I steal all my solos fro...

Lisa washed her hair on Monday Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday Lisa washed her hair in Thursday Then her husband noticed that...

It used to be a dirty word Something I would never say But now when I take a look at the world There couldn't be a better way I killed my mother when I was ten...

Topless on the beach covered in sour cream Spread your legs and tell me I'm your love I'll pull your hair well I'm straddling your face I shit my pants when I'm...

I'm an idiot and I don't care It doesn't bother me when the people stare My mind is blank I don't get confuzed Cause I can't think with a blown fuse I'm an idi...

The beast he exists The beast on the astral plane The beast he has the ability to enter our universe The beast psionic attack The beast chaotic evil The beast h...

The mayor of nipean took a walk in the park To admire the beauty of his man made nature He came upon a sight that made him blood run cold So he called upon the ...

I used to be in love with the world Until I listened to the leaders words I used to hang around with the guys When they told me to split I fucking near died I ...

Who likes to party more than me? Who likes to sniff that coke until they bleed? There are no sluts on the bus The herpes on his lips are dripping puss Vince Ne...

Wake up america Be a good american Buy american Pledge your next car to be american Oh what a bunch of shit Nazi propaganda Thanks to crap like that I've got a...

Gather round and listen up my children This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear It's about a place called Neverland Where all the nau...

I'd love to see you all dead and gone With your CD players and your cell fucking telephones You know I wanna see you all dead on my TV With a bullet though your...