• Furb-Uncl
  • Furby Prank Call
    Woman: Thanks for calling (beeped out) this is…how may I help you? Milton: Oh thank god you answered; let me speak to the toy department! Woman: OK please hold ...
  • Marriage Insurance
    Reciever: Good afternoon Kissel: Hello, is this an insurance place? Reciever: Excuse me? Kissel: Is this an insurance place? R: Yes it is K: Ok, I met this youn...
  • Rosine Likes Balloons
    Reciever 1: ***** Markets Caller (Rosine): Do you guysdo you have balloons? R:YeNo (kinda of inbetween yes and no) C: YYYou don't have balloons? R: You what? C:...
  • Sol's Turnstile - Sol Rosenberg
    Reciever: (answers the phone) Can I help you? Sol Rosenberg (caller): Hello? R: Yes, can I help you? SR: Yes, I need a turnstile R: Okay, what kind? SR: What do...
  • Super Across The Way
    Reciever: One moment please Good evening may I help you? Frank Rizzo: Yeah, let me speak to Brett Weir! R: Uh, who's calling? FR: Is he in? R: Yeah, who's calli...
  • Terrorist Pizza
    Pizza Guy: Hello sir? Customer: Yes, where's yeah? PG: Okay, what happened here? Did a couple of your kids threw up? C: What the? I get the fuckin' pizza pie 2 ...
  • Tipsy
    (intro) Teen drinking is very bad Yo I got a fake id though yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with me, 2 step with me (1st verse) 1, here comes the 2 to the 3 ...
  • TV Repair
    Receiver: Good afternoon, who is speaking? Kissel: Alright, i'll put the small talk I got a TV from your daddy from today I sent one of these Mexican kids in He...
  • Uncle Freddie
    Kissel: Hello, there! Reciever: Yeah, how are you doing? K: This is Kissel What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink? R: I don't know W-who do you want?...