(rap) They say boys will be boys Well that's not overblown 'Cause they're forever all together in a different time zone What could be more annoying then this H...

There's an orchestra of orcas, all of 'em whaling away Choruses of porpoises echoing down the bay There's a great big seal of approval, Flocks of penguins at pl...

Chorus: Won't you hold my hand at the end of the day? The stars will all come out as the light fades away And we'll sit by the fire and we'll sing and we'll pla...

You want to come too. We know you do. And maybe someday you will. She wants to come now, No way, no how! Sorry, negativesville Why not? Why not? Let's see, why ...

I've given up my night light 'Cause I'm not scared of the dark I've tasted buttermilk, Sat through Jurassic Park I've taken off my training wheels, Used adult s...

one day I was shopping in my local grocery store I grabbed a big bar of chocolate as I was heading for the door I tossed the chocolate in my cart beside a stalk...

Well, we think this world is a real nice place But we think that it's a crime That we should have an older brother Who picks on us all the time So, next time he...

When you got butterflies in your stomach And a desert in your mouth Your body's signifying It wants a way out Cause you're scared that you might mess up Afraid ...

I still remember when you were mine I've been without you for a long time And I can't get you out of my head I still remember the things we said I think about ...

I'll get it. Me too. Do the Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen live here? Yes sir. Well, howdy ma'am and ma'am. Howdy. My name is Pecos Tex and those are my men on horses...

I think it's time we sang some proper Christmas carols, don't you? Mary-Kate & Ashley: Absolutely! God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay Remembe...

Come as you are Express yourself anyway you choose Come as you are And there's no way that you can lose Now it occurred tome not too long ago That the styles w...

Just like a hound dog sniffin 'round We're keeping our noses close to the ground. Yeah! Just like a dog scratching at a flea Can sit, still it would be agony C...

On Christmas day the Gingerbread man said "Ladyfingers be my wife." "Oh happy day, let's spread the word" Said the spatula to the knife. And when the baker hear...

Those annoying little things (annoying little things) That grab your attention (grab your attention) By crawling into places, I wouldn't want to mention They s...

A prima ballerina, That's what I want to be. When I dance and close my eyes, This is what I see... White feathers, princess crowns, Satin shoes, and gorgeous g...

I'm not a very good dancer. Don't be afraid. Anybody can dance. Not me! We'll help you! You gotta take a chance. You gotta dare to dance. Do you know how to mo...

Dear Mr Jesus I just had to write to you Something really scared me when I saw it on the news A story bout a little girl beaten black and blue Jesus, though I'd...

Chorus: I love it (Do you need it?) Gotta have it (How much?) Four weeks allowance (Do you still love it?) I don't know. Decisions, Decisions. When you're styl...

Mom and Dad Can't you see we're sad? Pining away for a canine Wow is me Oh the misery We'd like a dog We lack a dog Alas! Alack-a-dee! Chorus: Desperate Desper...

Well mom, you know I love you. You mean so much to me. I love the sense of style you got from Oprah on TV. I love the way you've don't the house, the paintings ...

Three kids playin' on a vacant lot, Jumping' jumprope for all they got Down the road comes Samantha Sue: "I like to jump rope. Can I jump, too?" Sorry, Sammy, ...

Do you hear something in the basement? I don't know, let's find out Is anyone down there? (Is anyone down there?) It's only a echo (It's only a echo) I wonder w...

We're psyched to get to school 'Cause learning is looking fun I've got a Cashmere class I'm in Handbags 101 We want to know how to draw and sew We're going to t...

Hey, look up the street Fire engines Is something on fire? They're coming up our driveway They're getting out the truck I don't smell anything burning You answe...

I picked you out, from twenty million birds. Instant friends, it only took four words. I said You. I said Whoa. I said Play? I said Hey. So began our splendid p...

I wanna wake up before the rooster I wanna fire up those mighty boosters I feel fine, the universe is mine on ignition We are two kids with a mission We're gon...

Friends forever, do de de de de de do Friends forever, da do do do do do That's what we are! Friends 'till the end Let's stick together when friends need a hand...

Longest Goodbye-Gaute Ormsen 1. I'd never see the light go down in my self I'd never see the night some authumn for no, I'd never be the one to be undergradest...

Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-a. Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Now we're feeling kinda hungry. We got the mega munchies. Got to make our pizza as big as some countries. How m...

Pirates, pirates, action, daring do What if we could get to be part of a pirate crew? Shiver me timbers, ready about, pack me lunch, we're shipping out With the...

Ashley, what's a horse doing in the living room? Ginger's not just any horse, she's a tap dancing horse. No way. Really, show her Ginger. Isn't she great. I thi...

Who stole the Great Hope Diamond? What killed the dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What's in your brother's dresser drawers? Mysteries of life, Screaming ...

There's a lot to like about Christmas, like spending time with friends. Baking things and trimming trees, and getting lots of presents. But the best thing about...

Gliding down the hillside out among the evergreens. Starting real slow with a snowplow. Soon we'll be... We'll be breaking from the gate and racing down the dia...

Chorus: Goin' through our mom's stuff, havin' lots of fun Goin' through our mom's stuff, it's a trip to sift through Tryin' on some costumes, thinkin' 'bout the...

Mary-Kate: Hey, Ash! There's water dripping from the ceiling! Right into my cereal Ashley: It must be our brother He's upstairs taking a bath Mary-Kate: I told ...

Hey, I got one for you guys. Mary-Kate & Ashley: Great! Cool! Check it out! Mmm... It's Christmas time... Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your hea...

I could live a thousand years If I could be alone with you You Every second of my life I would never play the fool Never turn my back to you I was the one who ...

Break out the rhinestones and the denim Pull on your fancy boots, your cowboy hat The wild west is where we're headed In mini-skirts or a pair of chaps From Na...

That winter was a bad one, for thirty days it snowed, the minute school was over, we packed the care and hit the road. It teetered there, the worse for wear. A...

Sometimes when the rain falls Or when I'm feeling, really sad Or if I get lonely Or if I've behaved real bad Chorus: I'll get hugged by you I'll feel better Th...

I am a kid. Let's get that right I'm red and yellow. I'm black. I'm white On a sunny day, on a stormy night Gonna toot my whistle, gonna shine my light. I am a...

I am the cute one It's obvious There's no comparing The two of us I'm not to blame The facts are plain I've got the looks I've got the brains And I am the cute...

Mother: Mary-Kate! Ashley: Mom's calling. Mary-Kate: Really? I don't hear anything. Mother: Time to brush your teeth! Ashley: You're right. I don't hear anythin...

Ashley: Hurry up! They're going to be here any minute. Mary-Kate: I'm going as fast as I can Ashley. Are we ready? I don't know. Just look at all the snow And ...

One day we went out to the rodeo. We wanted to see the cowboys rope and ride. We got excited as we watched the show. We jumped right up and down and then we cri...

When I see the sun is shining, I could tell this will be my day. I grab all that I need, out the door, hey I'm on my way. You go and swim I don't care. You can ...

What do you see when you look at me? Just use your imagination Can you see me on the cover of a magazine? Like the beautiful models that everyone's seen Vogue ...

I've got something in my lunchbox I don't really know what it was I don't really know where it came from But it's certainly covered with fuss Maybe it could ha...

Rootbeer floats, banana boats Gelate and Sorbet are hard to resist What if they didn't exist? For me it wouldn't be easy 'cause you see... Chorus: I'm ice crea...

I've got a friend named Ida. I really like her so Her first name is Ida. Her last name is Know. So when I'm caught red-handed Here's what I do: I say "I didn't ...

Hello! We're twins, we're twins, yes sir I am me she is she Except when I pretend I'm her And when we switch You can't tell which is which You don't know who y...

If we were the captain you will know what we'd do. We'd make a few changes we'd bend a few rules. If they put us in charge, what a difference we'd make. We'd so...

I can imagine wonderful things Caves in the backyard, boats with wings And I can turn any old, everyday thing I find Into something useful with my mind Cardboa...

Chorus: Everybody come down to the mall, yeah! It's a party, come on! (Everybody) Instant Party, when you're at the mall yeah! Everybody come on (Instant Party)...

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In ...

They say the world's a ball and it turns around. When it goes halfway, I'm upside down! So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It's not logical! My Mom sai...

What a great dress What a great hat Look at these shoes They go perfect with that When I put them on they don't look as they should But how come on you, it look...

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun i...

Can we talk I got something to say I really hate it when it rains all day Now we're sitting here with nothing to do, On a lazy rainy afternoon Mom suggested we...

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the color of clear? Is there a sound when a tree hits the ground, If no one is there to hear? We have questions...

If we could take a trip back in time, I wander what we might find. Imagine it's one billion year B.C. Back when the planet had a pretty face. Back when our worl...

Verse 1: I've got something in my lunchbox I don't really know what it was I don't really know where it came from But it certainly is covered with fuzz! Maybe i...

Once in a while for a fun change of pace, Modify your style, try on a new face There's a new toy in town, behind the big screen Take a short walk around, and yo...

Go to the M K And Ashley They had a challenge To go on holiday in the sun First they had a minute to get to New York But when were they in Rome They had a pass...

On a day like today I want to show you a place That's always under sunny skies All the things that we'll see, I can guarantee Time will seem to fly (We can hard...

What is that tropic spot that people like alot? Mi-i-i-ami What is both cool and hot? Mi-i-i-ami Even the hurricanes cannot resist it No hurricane has ever miss...

Moms are special people They hug you all the time They help you do a lot of things You might be scared to try They take us to the playground The movies and the ...

Hey Jack, Hey Jill Oh it feels like we're going uphill along this Monday Morning So much to get through You're catchin' up with me, I'm catchin' up with you bef...

Free falling out in space Flying high this is the place Gravity can't hold you down When your feet are off the ground We're jumping and there's lots of room Mo...

When a monster's walking toward you, With his big arms open wide, You really shouldn't be afraid. No, you don't need to hide. He probably only wants a hug, A li...

I had this dream That I owned a horse His name is River He comes when I call He's black and white so he stands out And when I ride him I fell so tall My horse ...

Someday I'd like to be President. It's a job that's caught my eye. I know I'd enjoy being President And here's the reason why. No one tells the President how t...

We made sixty pancakes, and ate about six We played ten games of pick-up sticks Counted the cars on Route 66 But there's nothing much to do We played four game...

A goose and a goose make two geese. A moose and a moose make two meese? A mouse and a mouse make two mice. A grouse and a grouse make grice? Grease. One buffal...

Let me take you to the scene of the crime, Show you where it all began. I'd just finished a twenty page project All about Japan. I left it on the table when I w...

There's a food going 'round, That's a sticky sticky goo... Peanut, Peanut Butter Well it tastes real good But it's so hard to chew Peanut, Peanut Butter All m...

Chorus: A pool party is a cool party It's a gas, it's a blast It's a splash, splash, splash So get your suit and hat and sunblock too We're gonna splash all aft...

How does a prima graduate from ballerina I'll give you a little clue To be in a world-class ballet company There's one thing that you must love to do Chorus: P...

Then it settled, we're pulling an all nighter. Long as there's pizza and soda pop, We'll keep playing games and never stop. Stick in a fresh CD, you cranker up...

Did you hear that did you hear it? Yikes! I think it's over there. It's a monster. It's the wind. Does the wind have lots of hair? Can a dinosaur be hairy? Stop...

Mary-Kate & Ashley: Let's rock! Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple try to stop Rockin'...

You can't go skiing if you haven't got snow. You will get nowhere real fast. And golf as a sport is useless of course, If there just wasn't grass. And dirt can ...

If you go away for the holidays, Santa can track you down. If you visiting grandma in Alabama, He'll know you're out of town. In a far off place, he'll be on yo...

I'm waiting for the night when we go crazy Don't sit around, no time to be lazy Pump up the jam, as hot as we can I need my friends around me 'cause I'm gonna t...

Don't like 'em, but we love em, knees are shakin' as we go Hold my hand cause where we're heading, no one really knows This is kind of fun, We must confide jus...

Don't like 'em, but we love em, Knees are shakin' as we go Hold my hand cause where we're heading, No one really knows This is kind of fun, We must confide jus...

I could live a thousand years If I could be alone with you You Every second of my life I would never play the fool Never turn my back to you I was the one who ...

Unlike the humpbacks, they never sing. They don't do flips that's a dolphin thing. You try to train 'em, it doesn't stick. Cause sharks have only...only one tri...

Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it. Mary-Kate: Who's on the phone so early in the morning? Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pr...

Silent night, Holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin Mother and Child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly p...

You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the terrible news, Sept 11, 2001, neither will I I was on the 110th floor, in a smoke filled room, w...

Ashley: Mary-Kate, our ride is here! Mary-Kate: A horse? Ashley: And a sleigh. Mary-Kate: All right! Sleigh ride! Sleigh ride! Go Terry! Just hear those slei...

(ohhhh) (ohhhh) Don't you forget about me, When you're a celebrity, It will be only you and me Before too long So little time so much to do, I rather sp...

Did you see the new sofa? Oh cool! Let's take it for a ride Mary-Kate, it's only a sofa It's sofamobile! It is? Now, stick your finger in the cushion like this...

There's a blister on my sister from too many Grande Jete And there's nothing I can do to make it go away With bandages applied, she looks so undignified It's a ...

It's so hot if we were corn we would be poppin'. Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin'. We'll be the Blister Sisters if we don't start chillin'. If...

Step right upenjoy the carnival There's so much here to see With rides and shows and fun, there's just no better place to be Rides that rise and fall and spin I...

Jingle bells! Yeah! Jingle, jingle. Jingle, jingle Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way, (Jingle, jingle) Oh what fun it is to ride In a one-horse ope...