Last time I had a math class, there wasn't any internet Invented yet. That isn't on the level but I'll try to Pique your interest With half-truths and lies. As ...

I had a dream that I fathered a bizarro genius baby She's out the womb like, “Dood, why'd I get expatriated?” Debated at one month the finer points of a diaper,...

People are incredibly cannibals some—indeed all—of the Time, Anonymous animals eating fruit off the vine, And I mind when the vine fruit eaten is me. Disenfra...

Listen, I'll tell you that frontalot is incredible even recommended to rock the mic like instead of a silence, you'd have me fronting into the amplifier point w...

Mc Frontalot: the arch criminal for some reason not sought by authorities, though I been running wild for days they's surely gonna track me down I'm the #1 mena...

Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but It's empty. MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting, Ending up uncaged and at large To talk ...

The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner all manner of planks gets employed under the banner of progress, 85 yards the max nobody plummets to the bottom...

I've seen a monkey trying hard to love a robot, yo but all they ever do is fight to the death for your soul They're on a planet that I never meant to visit at a...

MC frontalot is not installed So don't call 800-FRONT4ALL Off the ball of wax, to rock the rough tracks Thumbtacks all up in the mix so relax I hacks a beat tog...

I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) you're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) see, you don't e...

Ummmm hello! I was wondering, how goth is my frock? see I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock but I can't shock my hair up (I ran out of stock) and just...

I played hassle the dorkening once had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds and I didn't seem to need a mud card to win hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other ...

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You are likely to be eaten by a grue If this predicament seems particularly cruel, consider whose fault it could be: not a torch or a match in your inventory I...

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Frontalot is on appointment To rock the microphone with a style that's got Disjointment. Some point went out the window, got lost. This MC is unwilling to absor...

Woke up by the pool again Must have played the fool again Wonder what them hooligans put on the grill that stinks kind of like burnt fur and regurg'ed drinks wi...

It was just like a scene in an intrigue film and I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real This isn't intended for me, I don't think It's a missive from ...

I shalt not front-a-little cause I'm front-a-lot I climbed mount sinai, got hi at the top, Blew a cloud straight up and the voice I heard Said Front, you were ...

Congregation, settle in your seats The Reverend Front Aloud is on the mic and about to speak I'm about to freak you out, make you shiver in the pew while I'm de...

I hit the L shift-O to the quote and then dollar If you know the dir of the nerdcore rhyme, you holla nerd-ho! warm the mic up (yo) we ‘bout to strike up this ...

Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk no jest! it's time frontalot confessed: at the best of times got the worst of rhymes and I don't think I'm the first to...

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I tried to go clean from protesting, but I'm a recidivist My government: behaving with unlimited wickedness In the interest of peace is how a liar wages war, th...

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After all I've done for the council, They'd so soon be rid of me. Give me a million meat I'll only squander it — promise You — Gambling, angling to shut down ...

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You got mc confusion? I'm frontalot! If I were MC Frontalittle I'd be telling you only ever what I'm not but I am the most frontingest carving off the obfuscati...

Met her at the star wars convention did I mention, she was looking for love? had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded (the thousand-pound dud...