[Cover] One more time with I stood in a field I looked to the sky I saw a strange object up flying so high It circled around so lively and quickly I knew in a ...

All I hear is static when you talk All I hear is static when you talk No, you don't make any sense It's all noise to me All I hear is static when you talk All ...

They used to call me Captain Scott I used to be an astronaut Put me on a rocket into space And now I'm lost without a trace And now I'm really out of sight And...

He's going to Cambodia He's going in a plane Charlie don't like Charlie 'cause they both have the same name He hasn't been to Vietnam since 1975 Charlie don't l...

They're gonna lock us up Show us they are tough Beat us in the head Kill us ‘til we're dead They're gonna make us pay Send their missiles our way Kick us in th...

Double-agent man Went to West Iran He's the fucking shit Gunbullet Their top secret plan Is in the garbage can He's the fucking shit Gunbullet Double-agent ma...

I saw you in the bleachers And I hope that I'll see you tonight Yeah my jaw dropped wide open And I knew you were out of sight Well girl you know you are a kno...

I think about you in the morning I think about you all day-a I think about you when I'm walking That's why I'm skipping on my way-a Well you've got to be The m...

I got abducted by a ufo And where we're going I don't know But all I know is that I'm gonna get home I got abducted by a ufo And where we're going I don't know...

Is there something wrong with me And when will it end My girlfriend said she loved me Then she ran off with my friend I called her up the other day She said she...

Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen Don't wanna watch TV Don't wanna read There's only one thing that I really need I need som...

Feel the end is coming soon Attack tomorrow at high noon Maybe they will come today Planet's victim of foul play Invasion invasion invasion of the saucermen In...

L-I-L-L-I-N-G-T-O-N-S! [repeat 3x] I saw you just the other night At the hometown football game You said I haven't changed in years And I told you, you still l...

It's Mars versus Hollywood, a clash of freaks See the Martians shoot ‘em as the run through the streets Hey it's Mars versus Hollywood, they're having a good ti...

Starlight time the sun went down, The moon is rising through the trees, Throughout the dark the scene is set, Trick or treat it's Halloween, The kids all got t...

I'm gonna draw my gun Price on your head So you'd better run Not gonna hang out You're gonna wish They'd thrown your ass in jail Now don't you wet your pants ...

Phantom maggot got his look straight out of a comic book, Phantom maggot's right on time always fighting maggot crime, He puts maggot villains in their place di...

I saw her just last night, cheering at the football game Well I swore she smiled at me, I swore she called my name I'm gonna make her mine, just you wait and se...

Don't wanna go to work today Don't wanna go to work at all I don't wanna punch the clock I just wanna punch the wall Well I'm gonna take a walk Gonna leave it a...

They came from the sky with their parachutes on Soviet troops, Operation Red Dawn Bolshevik Commies from the cold war Back to attack the American shore They cam...

Please stay tuned! Please stay tuned! Please stay tuned! Don't change the channel now I'm tuned to you, are you tuned to me? Please stay tuned! Please stay tun...

Watch out! The end is coming and now it is almost here Look out! They're starting to enter into the atmosphere Watch out! Our world's about to be the target of ...

I was a teenage asshole eh-oh I was a teenage juvenile delinquent I was a teenage asshole eh-oh eh-oh I got kicked out of my high school I got kicked out of my...

It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman, That crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today He'll turn the...

Don't talk to me I don't want to hear about The same thing constantly That's something I can live without 'Cause my head like my apartment is an overcrowded fu...

[Written by Ben Weasel] Gotta wait It out Gotta wait It out Gotta wait It out Gotta wait for her Gotta wait for her Gotta wait for her Times are tough, but s...

War of the worlds It's all coming down Laser beams and Bombs Are the only sound Flying silver discs Coming from the sky They wanna kill us all They wanna see us...

Today I'm dragging ass, because last night I stayed up late I was reading Superman, DC Comics fifty-eight And when I saw his X-Ray vision, now I want some, too ...

I saw them crawl out of their graves, On the night of the living dead I saw them eating human brains, And it went right to my head I saw something at school tod...