I send pictures through the mail Well documented and very detailed To politicians and big celebrities, But none of them are believing in me And I await their re...

Dig a slow hole to China Blacker than a miner No turn un-stoned I trample Hold my candle's handle Mama always said "You better come home" Stuck in the mud Dug ...

One unworthy worker's version on the verge of vernacular Enter a sour house to do battle with spectacular draculas Lick tall walls to find them all sweeter than...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All the way stars' green, gotta go Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low, Panel dim, light dr...

Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All the way stars' green, gotta go Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low, Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard T-m...

When I die you can cut me up and take all that you please, But pity the poor dumb fool who gets my bleeding spleen Corn pone, I born tomorrow, my bone marrow pr...

Struck down by a vision of beauty Said I was struck down by a long legged archer Oh the city was hot, but my blood ran cold Oh, the city went dark, keep calm an...

Back again with a quickness, pick it up, pick it up Master arithmeticness, light it up, light it up I got the heat in both feets, snake handler's hands Come bac...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) So you say you want to go to Heaven, Well I got the plans It walks like the Sasquatch And it breeds like Kubla Khan In original d...

In the raining park the chessmen play, The faithful atheists refuse to pray, The steam-works weep, the addicts do not care, Crowd of cold people stand by and st...

"These lyrics are imagined from two viewpoints. The first is God as he sits On his front porch giving his old buddy Lucifer a hard time for Double-crossing him....

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Could've been a swan on a glassy lake Could've been a gull in a clipper's wake Could've been a ladybug on a windchime, but she wa...

I'll keep pulling on the towpath You keep floating on the river Yeah, until the day is done Keep on keeping on the low road, Chesapeake and Ohio Because on the ...

All you lasses in Parnassus, swallowing swords Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes I was thinkin' something before I began But then you done cut off both of ...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) When I talk talk on the CB yeah I scare men My my tire knockers rock the parking lot quite a lot yeah Rolled along 40 and roared ...

First we get some surgery, Lose the kids then our identities But one thing I know for a fact, Moustache stays right where it's at REO Speedwagon, Kansas to Bost...

Please allow me to adjust my pants So that I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance Give disease so the swin...

Peddler of gewgaw gardens in the fog Nikolai reclines to dream of tarantulas A cobblestone way shakes a fleeting carriage It speeds along and drops a package Bl...

I see that lantern trimmed low burning in our home And though I feel like crying, I swear tonight, I'll cry no more How many times have I prayed That I would g...

Behind the Cliffside Inn, I heard a fiddle and a mandolin, keeping rhythm on an old washboard and stomping on the floor Saw people of all sorts dancing 'round i...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Standing waist high in snow, what brought me here I do not know Sky is filled with starry scenes of heroes in their greatest deed...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Woke up this morning, put on my Sunday shoes Don't ask me why, it's just the nature of my groove I larged down the boulevard, cam...

Two Oaken Doors Open two Floors Imported marble Victorian drawers They go betweens Bucolic scenes Machiavellian and all the lesser name schemes Greyhounds and...

"I got no problems with vegans. Let's be clear on that. But have you ever Met someone who has concocted his or her own convenient first-world Philosophy? Cherry...

"Every once in a while I go out on a drive through some old country roads In Maryland and Virginia. One of these routes goes over the Potomac via White's Ferry....

My baby caught the train Left me all alone My baby caught the train Left me all alone She know I love her She done me wrong My baby bought the ticket long as he...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Like ravens on a scarecrow Too old to beat them off The guilt ferments Familiarity breeds contempt The yolk of faith splatters si...

Blackjack booted demons Have surrounded my home Got dogs and 'copters And keep ringing my phone Well I don't know if I'm coming or going If it's them or me Oh,...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) For Thanksgiving we had 'tatas, succotash, and rudebagas Then came turkey from the oven Broke the wishbone Covenants were sealed ...

I'll march no longer I'll fight no more You can send out all the track snivelers, But I'm done with war Wind him up, bring him back Conscript, deserter The Wor...

"Though it's the opening track, You Can't Stop Progress is one of the last Songs we wrote for Beale Street. It is sort of a preface to the next track, Power Pl...