We were three little girls from school One was pretty, one was smart And one was a borderline fool Well she's still good lookin' That woman hadn't slipped a bit...

We were three little girls from school One was pretty, one was smart And one was a borderline fool Well she's still good lookin' That woman hadn't slipped a bit...

Come next Monday I'm goin' to bed early I won't talk dirty for a week or two Goin' on a diet Just like sugar, honey Come next Monday I'm gonna give up on you (...

[This is the first song I ever wrote I read it on a bathroom wall. It said, “I ain't never gonna love nobody but Cornell Crawford.”] I ain't never gonna love n...

I'm overworked and I'm overweight I can't remember when I last had a date Oh, I didn't expect it to go down this way I used to love and I used to be loved And ...

Do you still get a thrill when ya see me comin' up the hill? Honey, now do ya? Do ya whisper my name just to bring a little comfort to ya? Do ya? Do ya still li...

Doctor, doctor, can you spare me a minute? It's confidential just between you and me Would you listen to my heart? Tell me how it's holding up Am I strong enoug...

Hey Bobby Would you like to go for a ride in the country with me? I'm celebratin' Ya see the four-wheeled beauty you're leanin' on It finally belongs to me I've...

Husband comes in and he said wife Turn down the radio turn off the TV listen to me Let me tell you about my day So she sits down and she listens and he begins t...

Well, there's a nursery rhyme, It's a favorite of mine About a little girl and some sheep That she could not find They told her not to worry, They'd come back D...

I see you every day but you don't see me No, you hardly even look my way No, your eyes are only for her And her eyes are often gazing another's way She makes m...

My friends set me up with someone They know I'll just love, they say Oh, he's just your type, he's just the right one To chase your blues away Friends are such ...

Money let's me fly to Paris for lunch And money puts caviar on the crackers I munch It'll let me buy all kinds of expensive this and that But I'll tell you a se...

Here's a little girl playing dress up She's somewhere under all that lace Standing in her momma's high heel shoes Gotta lipstick covered face Here's a little b...

Let's just stay in bed all day Don't worry about the bills that we have to pay Let's call in sick, let's play hokey all day And then let's oo, oo-wee Order in ...

Used to be my very best friend, we went everywhere together Even shared a boyfriend once or twice She was never satisfied, nothing 'round here suited her She ne...

Tear time starts without warning Sometimes night sometimes morning All it takes is the smallest thought of you And then tear time starts crying all night throug...

I can still see your head on the pillow I can still smell your manly perfume I can still hear your hard heartache beating Honey long after you left the room I'm...

You said, you saw me I was with another guy Said, it made you Want to go home and cry Well, I know just how you feel Well baby, I caught you But I never let yo...

You're the picture of lonely if I ever saw one Sitting at that table so all alone Don't know what happened, I don't know your story But if you had somebody, I t...

Looking out my window Staring through the pain I cant see the rainbow for the rain Someday Ill forget you Life goes on, they say But they dont know whats standi...

Doo-da, doo-da, doo-da, doo-da day Maybe he was wrong, maybe I wasn't even right Whatever the reason, I'm on my own tonight He's gone a his way and I've gone m...

Though you're always waxing sentimental Your sweet words are all I ever hear You don't really give a continental Honey, deep down in your heart you're not since...

I remember breakfast Used to be my favorite meal Big ol' eggs and lots of butter Food you could feel Now it's figs and twigs and fiber I'm pure as I can be But...

"Women peak at fourty, and men at ninteen I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine (I was twenty at the time) Now I'm staring fourty right...