Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah ye...

[ANDY SAMBERG] After the club is the after party After the party is the hotel lobby After that, you know it's Dom and Cris And after that, I say, 'Excuse me, m...

Since the begining of time mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness, and war Just recently three young men found it Welcome to Awesometown Com...

You might like our penises Hey girl from over here your butt look soft Baby yeah if I could touch it I could tell if it's soft Tell me if it's soft cause I real...

Imagine in your mind a posh country club, The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed, The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose There's no way thes...

AHHHH Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3) Snort-y snort snort the cocaine Ohhhhhh Drop the biggest bump I ever hit Damnnnn Yo fucking chop another kid I wanna ...

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire Things keep blowing the hell up And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring...

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time) And...

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I s...

(Andy Samberg) Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon! ) You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island! ) You j...

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison...

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherfucking t...

Noow let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school were it all began Three bad lil kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight ac...

They say true love only comes once in a lifetime And even though were from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me your the one for me Mahmoud I remember...

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh Great, send him in Michael Bolton: Hey guys Hey, hi, thanks for coming Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caug...

Hey, lonely lady with the big brown eyes I'm thinking you're sadder than you realize I could make you smile and feel a little more related We really click, woul...

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink, while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the...

(Guy 2) Hello, welcome to the party (Guy 1) Hi, I've never met you before (Guy 2) I know (Both) Just 2 guyz and we're having a good time, having a good time,...

(Goofy Laughter) Listen, listen! Here we go downtown (Garbled) all around You can't stop (garbled) KA-BLAMO! You just won the lottery That's ka-blamo! You ki...

[The Lonely Island] Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (Hello?) What up, Parns? (Yo Samberg, what's crackin?) You...

Mr Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So your in charge around here is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Ok, so take us th...

This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the most important lady in our lives It's time to pay some respect I hope you proud of us 'Cause we're proud ...

Andy Samberg: Oh dang Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg? Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her Andy Samberg: Oth...

Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman Natalie Portman: Hello Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman ...

Hey man Hey, Dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out? Uhh yeah! why you looking? Ohh no not like that man I mean no homo ohhh no homo coooooooo...

Hey, what's up man? Oh, not much, dude hey, are you ready for the party tonight? Yeah, man already got a case of santana champagne so it should be good Oh, nice...

JORMA These days, a lot of catz is outta line ANDY Seems to me like they need to get punched JORMA Yeah, but where you gonna punch them? ANDY Yo, the choice ...

Jah! Rastafarianism Yes I, Ras Trent Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa! Who dem? You no want test me champion sound Oh fire pon Babylon And fire pon a batty ...

(Pop) (Fizz) What is that, Cristal? No! Dom P? Hell no! This is that Carlos Santana champagne! Oh shit! Santana DVX? That's my joint! Mine too! But a lot of the...

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old And when he blew into that horn all the ...

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[Rihanna sings:] "Eh, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah Rihanna Shy Ronnie We are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world From the mountain tops down to the boys an...

Reach for the stars Whooaa Yeah You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner Welcome to the space Olympics...

Stork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin Stork patrol, with my storkies Stork patrol Yo what up, fine feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hol...

[John Waters] Hi, I'm John Waters and this, is the creep When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) And if...

(Yo I'm being serious) Yo, it's the wild wild west You came to the right place my man Get ready, here we go New Shit! Welcome my friends to the old saloon Eve...

Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah ye...

[Chorus] Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sippin' on a light beer) Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sippin' on a light beer) Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sippin' on a light ...

(Phone ringing) Hello, Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me? No, the games on O, I almost forgot, I'll be right there We Like Sports and we don't care who k...

Hey Hey What's wrong? Come quick, some losers wanna fight us Oh, not again I'll go get my gun Okay You must be loco to mess with us Don't you know we're da...

Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011 Let's get 'em Kiv! Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin' at me like "You for real dude?" A...

Hey yo, check this out I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone, who said you guys...

I was trotting along The desert was hot [Wolf howls] And I sang this song: Yo, I'm rugged My camel's got the three-wheel motion Every word I say you want to pu...