Saturday night I stayed home waiting
Sunday I thought she might call
I don't go out, I don't go nowhere
I'm like a statue by my telephone
Maybe she's looking for my number
Maybe she's looking for it everywhere
She could break this spell I'm under
I could come to life if I knew she cared

I don't go out, I don't go nowhere
I'm like a statue by my telephone
I stay at home, I don't do nothing
I keep on thinking she might call
I'm like a statue by my phone

Sunday night I'm feeling lonely
Feel my heart as it turns to stone
She could be my one and only
But all I ever hear is my dial tone

I don't go out, I don't go nowhere
I'm like a statue by my telephone
I stay at home, I don't do nothing
I keep on thinking she might call
I'm like a statue by my phone

I keep on thinking she might call
I'm like a statue by my phone