Curles and combs just drive me out of my mind
Oh you sure look bad when I leave you in the morning time
And I ask myself each morning when I see you in the light
Is it the girl that I was with last night

Picking up clothes that you piled up in the den
Guess you'll never learn which room your closet's in
And the stormball hit the bathroom and sure left there awful mess
I don't see how a man can do all best

But we're the greatest lovers in the world
Oh I'm a heavy man and I'm a lucky girl
Come up the end of the day Prince Charming's on his way
And I find my princess waiting at the door
We're the greatest lovers in the world
Oh I'm a heavy man and I'm a lucky girl
We prove it every night when we hold each other tight
That we're the greatest lovers in the world
O we just got to be the greatest
Oh there's no doubt that we're the greatest
Yes we're the greatest lovers in the world