Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don't look now; Here it comes and don't ask how
Scamboogery-Look out!
Scamboogery can get you anytime or where,
It's around, it abounds, you better best beware
Bad luck; It's coming for you
There ain't nothing much about it that you can do
You ain't safe at home, or one the street,
You ain't safe at home, or one the street-
Odds stacked against you, tough odds to beat
Knock-Knock; What's behind the door?
Not the Avon Lady, now that's for sure
Damn right-better watch your back,
Scamboogery Attack and that's the fact jack
Here it comes, too late to duck
Here it comes, too late to duck-
Ain't nothing gonna give you luck
You could knock on wood, it won't do no good
Forget your wishbone, horseshoe, four-leaf clover,
Gone goodbye, good luck-It's over! It's gone baby!
Bamboozled-Scamboozled
Scamboogery gonna get ya, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don't look now; Here it comes but don't ask how Here it comes baby
Scamboogery-Look out!
It's a force you can't dismiss,
It's a force you can't dismiss-
If it happens to you it might go like this;
Wake up, trip over Fred
Fred was your dogFred is dead
Step over Fred on a piece of crack-
Papa calls, says : "Mama broke her back!"
That's just the start
Scamboogery-You're gonna get your fill,
Gonna get yourself a one way ticket to Palookaville
Emboogered-Scamboogered
Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don't look now; Here it comes but don't ask how
Scamboogery-Look out!