(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
When everyone else here is a man
I've had some bad times
and wonder sometimes
Why I'm with a carpet and a can

But there's a scoundrel among them
and though he's hard to understand
I've come to love him
and be proud of him
I tell myself about this man:

Stand by your Han
Go and pursue your lover
track down and strangle Jabba
When he's all cold, and stoney
Stand by your Han
and show the worlds you love him
Keep givin' all love you can
Stand by your Han

Stand by your Han
and shoot the troopers off him
keep givin' him a helping han'
Stand by your Han!