Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true,
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

*farting and laughing- Traffic Warden:"Whats going on here?"
more farting*

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You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, I must say! You fucked your uncle yesterday!
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