Lyrics:
JB: Kage
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, umah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything I'll tell you what I want
umokyou know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piecedo you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing I'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee I'm
trying to watch my figure
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon CheeTotal is $657
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figureTryin to loose some of the weight
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large
JB: Um
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlieswestern bacon
cheeseburger
JB: Okay, uhFuck my ass, what else? Give me, uhalright Cherries Jubilee
and that's it
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: AhJeez, let me have aI think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um
JB: Oh God! Come on with the order
KG: I'm
JB: Take forever
KG: That's all I want That's all I want
JB: good How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $1475 At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god Yeah, I gotdo you have sI got like
JB: Give it to me
KG: Alright, here
JB: Okay, we only have, uhalright I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order Okay, thank you, let's go
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, umah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything I'll tell you what I want
umokyou know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piecedo you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing I'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee I'm
trying to watch my figure
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon CheeTotal is $657
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figureTryin to loose some of the weight
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large
JB: Um
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlieswestern bacon
cheeseburger
JB: Okay, uhFuck my ass, what else? Give me, uhalright Cherries Jubilee
and that's it
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: AhJeez, let me have aI think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um
JB: Oh God! Come on with the order
KG: I'm
JB: Take forever
KG: That's all I want That's all I want
JB: good How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $1475 At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god Yeah, I gotdo you have sI got like
JB: Give it to me
KG: Alright, here
JB: Okay, we only have, uhalright I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order Okay, thank you, let's go
(Motor Sounds)
