[a poetry (mis)reading by Keith Moon]

*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'"

[theme music plays]

(reading): "'And when I look upon your face

I would that we were in some place
Where you could be my pet
My dove
So live with me
And be my vole'"

(confused): "Vole? Hang on"

(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet

My dove
Live with me
And be my-- vole'"

(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right"

[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet