Little lady standin' next to me
Isn't she a pretty thing
I'm the one who put that ring
On her left hand

Another fella can tip his hat
And I'm as gentle as a pussycat
But let it go much further than that
And he's a dead man

'Cause that's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side

The politician on my TV
Says he's only lookin' out for me
He says he knows what the poor man needs
In the long run

But every year, he gives himself a raise
With a chunk of every buck I make
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take
My shotgun

That's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side

I ain't looking for no trouble
Don't wanna start no fight
Don't want more than I got comin'
I only wanna do what's right

Just treat me like I treat you
And we'll get along just fine
But mister take one step
Across that line

And that's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls
Still kills me

There ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And all that boy band crap
A little sissy in a cowboy hat
Ain't country, no

But that's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side
Yeah, that's a real good way
To get on my bad side

That's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side

That's a good way
That's a real good way
That's a good way
To get on my bad side