*speaks* It was the strangest thing

*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice

Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!

*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?

*pea* Continue

*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you
gathered 'round the other

They bowed, you see
To the one, that was me!

Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!

*speaks* Crazy, huh?