(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,
and now I've lost my sword

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down
And it's such a bloody long way to the ground
I think my hand is at the lost and found
Won't you please, please help me!

Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways
Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze
This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure
I know that I just need you like I've never done before

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down
And it's such a bloody long way to the ground
I think my hand is at the lost and found
Won't you please, please help me!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,
and now I've lost my sword

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down
And it's such a bloody long way to the ground
I think my hand is at the lost and found
Won't you please, please help me!
Help me
Help me!!!