If I could be a superhero
I would be Awesomeman
I travel around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan

If I could be a superhero
I would be Drugfreeboy
Warning the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy

If I could be a superhero
I'd be imigrationdude
I'd send all the back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And stealing our welfare and best jobs to boot
Such as landscaping, gardening, picking of fruit

If I could be a superhero
I would be Justiceguy

Especially women who like
Like if a wife ran away leaving you three kids and no job
to run off to fucking hawaii with some doctor named bo
Id til they , especially bo
Cos I would be Justiceguy

I didn't mean to be
I didn't mean to be vague
Give them the Mad cow disease
Let them die of the plague
especially bo

And you can be
A Superhero like meeeeee

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