Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone don't push me
Never never gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare
[Chorus:]
Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, I want my equity
Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and live the bard
I quote Othello and I me feel weak
I'm the only one who understands what I speak
[Chorus]
Take it away Shakey!!!
[Guitar bit]
I tread the boards till it made me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune
[Chorus]