The White Stuff
Weird Al

M Starr/Al Yankovic)

The white stuffthe white stuff

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

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I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear thruough
But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?

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Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

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Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I needYou know what it is

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