Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream
to be a member of the local bowling team, but I'm not very good
The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll
I think I want to be
Balls will roll, I think it's time,
it's time for me to be a girl
It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life
I'll have to make all new friends, I'm gonna lose my wife
But that's okay with me There's something in my soul
It doesn't matter who's the better man, it the man who gets to bowl
Balls will roll I think I want to be
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl
Go! I've made my decision, I'm gonna make the change
There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game
It's gonna be so great It's gonna be the best,
besides, I've always told myself I look good in a dress
I'm gonna cut 'em off, I'm gonna cut 'em off, I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'll never have to cough
Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team
I hope I throw a strike, cause I'll never score again
My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then
Balls will roll I think I want to be
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be