Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me:
They're in jail
Either that, or they are slumming
or walking on the wild side
I guess you could say I'm just like Jody Watley,
"Looking for a new love"
I don't think I'm asking for much in a boyfriend
Here's what I want:

I'm just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?

I'm just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you! c'mon

Let me tell ya about the kina guy I look for:
Ticklish
And, he likes cherry popsicles
He likes sno-cones
He rides BMX
I want a boy who can lie in bed all day with me,
holding hands
I don't think I'm asking for much in a boyfriend
Here's what I want:

I'm just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?

I'm just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool?
Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you!