By dean friedman

Jennifer waited a year and a day
She went to the doctor they told her to pray
She knew there was only so much they could say
So, jennifer decided there must be a better way

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer's baby just came in the mail
She's pink and she's perfect in every detail
And jennifer's a mommy now

Jennifer always wanted a kid
When they said that she couldn't she said, "heaven forbid"
She said, "i'll adopt" and that's what she did
Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a cri

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer's baby just came in the mail
She's pink and she's perfect in every detail
And jennifer's a mommy now

Jennifer has a girl baby
She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be
And jenny and larry and baby make three
Once there was a couple now there's a family

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer's baby just came in the mail
She's pink and she's perfect in every detail
And jennifer's a mommy now