Saturday night you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood babe-it's just not my trip
Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the sunset strip

Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, Come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

You party in the clubs on your GH
Baby nobody ever got herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time
it makes me want to cry
while I'm sittin' home with I love Lucy
You were out on the town with Danny Bonaduchi
hey Ricki, aye aye aye aye

Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

You spend your time at the Viper Room
But what's so wrong with my living room
Celebrities-they come and they go
One day you're Carry Grant
And the next you're Scott Baio

Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber
saw you at Denny's with Rodney Binganheimer
Congratulations-looks like your pick of the day

Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

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