One more, one more, one more, one more: * megabyte maniac fiddle with the mouse like a junky I need me-me-memory He's a brat, he's a boor, with a word processo...

We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay We fancied the Mediterranean All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one A Vacancy for...

Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane in comes a trendy geazer with no brain, and staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was to...

Stoker is a boy in blue and he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you but you won't be the first he's a copper he's a police constable th...

Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane in comes a trendy geazer with no brain, and staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was to...

I felt like a snack in the middle of the night I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee A crash beyond the kitchen door Told me that it was back f...

There was Davey, there was Davey, There was Davey, Happy Davey His girlfriend's gone, his girlfriend's gone away, ay ay ay ay All he wants is a room with the st...

The Gas supply has been cut off, the tele's on the blink Billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink He's sick of his bleedin' life, & he's gonna sma...

I would rather be Percy, rather than me I wanna be Percy I would rather be Percy, rather than me Percy's got more money, more money than me I wish I could be P...

Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent But we've all seen Peter's bank statement He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine IT'S NO...

[Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me No Chance] She was at a party I was stuck at home I was not invited so she went o...

She was at a party I was stuck at home I was not invited so she went on her own I will not be long now this is what she said I'm stood waiting for her I must be...

Oh quarter to five we were barely alive we were hungry, three weeks we've been together through wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold, oh out on the trek...

remember rita when, she was she was contented and in the kabin all was calm remember rita when, she was she was contented and nowt could beat her then, apart, a...

[Chorus:] RODNEY REMEMBER ME, RODNEY REMEMBER ME SHE HAUNTS RODNEY'S MEMORY Rodney gave Sheila a slap when she begged him not to drink "Mind yer own damn buss...

Na na na D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to disc...

There's a little bear on the loose * he's a lot of fun children everywhere are gonna love him a lot he's their #1 * told them about the things that he's done an...

Every night I know that she goes to Finos, and every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos and everynight it's alright for hi...

I can't stop moping - I can't stop crying I just ain't coping - don't feel like trying "Don't ditch me," I cry, but this is her reply She said "Oi mush, you've ...

She looks so grand a one night stand maybe I took my chance I said "let's dance baby" How was he to know, she would never let him go Back at my place, in an emb...

She's a worky ticket I bought her a King cone And she woudn't lick it She wanted the chocolate one but when I got there They'd all gone CHORUS: Yeah she's a wo...

la, la, la, la, la she's so 20th century, she's so 1970's she know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear cause she's a modern girl, oh yea...

There's a little bear on the loose * he's a lot of fun children everywhere are gonna love him a lot he's their #1 * told them about the things that he's done an...

Billy's confused he's been abused, Billy's bemused with Barbara, she went with Billy but he's so silly she's finished with him now All the wedding plans have go...

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the S...

I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and I got a fright oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the ey...

Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue, But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do Don't be a coward, don't be yellow, It always pays to ...

Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by A love sick nut easily misled He's always infatuated Birds all do with...

[The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes'll Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink)] I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go He didn't have ...

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go He didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go With his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh To the cleaners on the corn...

He was a rich man, he was a sod INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK Not content in the supe...

long ago with vertigo, o, o he had a fatal accident the balance of barry's had went and nothing could prevent him falling off the bu, bu, bu bungalow the night...

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal He came across this young man pickin' on a...

The devil went down to Scunthorpe Looking for a soul to steal In a bind and way behind He was willin' to make a deal When he came across this young man Pickin' ...

[Originally by Europe] leavin' together, still is farewell maybe we'll come back, to earth, who can tell guess there is no one to blame we're leavin' ground, l...

I'm always felling lonely I'm always feeling blue she was the one and only she said sheloved me too but now she's gone and left me just like they always do now ...

Makes me grin makes me laugh too makes me sad makes me blue when I remember Nobby who, danced a gig for me and you to see the smiles of Nobby's styles I weren'...

I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day B...

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE It cos ten quid TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID I'd rather be i...

I'd walk across the M1 I'd trek through the Amazon I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo I'd box with Frankie Br...

Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road You go there for for little bits n pieces for your car And in the office there sits a secret...

Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car and in the office there sits a secret...

I've got a little brother his christian name is Sid, Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid He's always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo, Donatell...

All our mates that we once knew said they were happy, Always shouting in the street, just like you and me, Always finding laughter, fun and games to play, They ...

We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again OVER THE HILLS TO THE BATTLEFIELD 10 THOUSAND MARCHING MEN We never say surrender butnow we must admit ...

Insanity is everywhere, It's a pity it's everywhere we go we're mad John, Sirens are wailing everywhere, Wars underway Down comes a bomb from the sky to the gr...

Yesterday, Huey's lips were smiling Yesterday, when Huey was around She would never have no fear when she knew Huey was ere' She still hears the sound Yesterd...

Jimmy lives his life for charity Jimmy's got no wife just an OBE Everybody depends on Jimmy Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off Jimmy reckons they've all enoug...

All our mates that we once knew said they were happy, Always shouting in the street, just like you and me, Always finding laughter, fun and games to play, They ...

It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu, Remember when you had toothache A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so, You will have to stay happy CHORUS: Re...

It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu, Remember when you had toothache A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so, You will have to stay happy [Chorus:]...

Oh I never sneeze when you're around, and you never think I have a cold, but when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs My nose neve...

An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries You'll laugh all the way with so little to pay Sail with the No...

there's a fella from a film reminds me of duncan goodhew not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't gotta tattoo he's not as wise as he seems, cause he's just an act...

There's a fella from a film reminds me of Duncan Goodewe but he's not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't got a tattoo He's not as wise as he seems coz he's just ...