Well, I heard that you met somebody,
An' I heard that the wedding was nice
Well, it happened kinda sudden,
Hey, but true love doesn't have to think about them kinda things twice
Now you got your man an' right on your hand is that 22 Marquis
Now for me, it looks like Plan

Well, I won't say the news didn't shock me,
That it didn't kinda take me by surprise,
'Cause you'd headed out west to find yourself,
An' you found yourself some guy
Now you'd always said that we'd be wed by the time you were twenty-three
Now for me, it looks like Plan

Well, I gotta be strong, I gotta be tough,
Gotta believe that I'm man enough,
To chalk it all up to "it never was meant to be"
Yeah, it's gonna be hard but I've gotta begin,
To dust off my dreams an' dream 'em again,
'Cause I've gotta crazy to think you still love me
(Ahhh)
So that means just me and old Plan

Well, at first I thought: "Hell, it doesn't matter
"I'd give it a year at best"
But then somebody told me you were startin' to show,
An' they had to let out your weddin' dress
Hell, man I can hear that door slam from LA all the way to Big D,
Leavin' me with ol' Plan B, yeah

Well, I gotta be strong, I gotta be tough,
Gotta believe that I'm man enough,
To chalk it all up to "it never was meant to be"
Yeah, it's gonna be hard but I've gotta begin,
To dust off my dreams an' dream 'em again,
'Cause I gotta crazy to think you still love me
(Ahhh)
So that means just me and old Plan
Yeah, that means it's just me an' ol' Plan
Plan

Oh, Goodbye
Plan
Oh yeah, yeah