Red lipstick on my blue collar
An' her number in Maybelline black eye liner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there right before she washed it
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin',
Tellin' her where I'd been an' how she was just a friend
She said: "You know I know that ain't the truth,
"But if that's the story you're stickin' to"

Well, you can stick it where the sun don't shine,
Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a ride
We'll drive back to that waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine
Have me a good time

Got a call from Woodrow
"Hey, bro, you're wardrobe's throwed all over the lawn"
"There's a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass boat,
"An' your ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I told Woodrow: "Put her on the cell 'phone"
He said: "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke hold
"Doin' that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow"
"Hello? Woodrow? Hello?
"Oh, is that you, baby? Do what?"

She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine
An' have me a good time

She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin' hole,
Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt 'n lime, (Suck a little salt 'n lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind,
An stick it where the sun don't shine
An' have me a good time

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
Stick it where the sun don't shine
(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Hey, bartender, want you to pour me another one,
An' make it real strong

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
I bet ol' Woodrow should be here any minute now
He's gonna need one too

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Ah hell, just bring me the whole bottle,
Looks like I'm gonna be here a while

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
There's Woodrow now
Oh, damn man, that looks bad

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that way?

(She said: "Stick it where the sun don't shine")
(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
Hey brother, did you get all my clothes?
I might need a place to stay to stay for a while

(Sit back down at this waterin' hole,)
(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
She's damn tough, ain't she?

Stick it where the sun don't shine,
Yeah