My life is a disaster
A sea of endless pain

A picnic promising the sun,
But giving only rain

Solisten to my tale of woe,
Before we bid adieu

It's why my heart is heavy,
It's why I am so blue

(customers cry)

*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted peanuts!
*customer* Over here I'll take one!

*Miss Kitty continues* Life is a joke A triffle A folly!
Even my dog is a melon-collie!

My happy days are through
That'z why I'm so blue
That'z why I'm bl-

*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted Peanuts!
Get 'em while their hot!

*Miss Kitty continues* I'm Through!

*Little Joe* Boy, that song's getting shorter every week