Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah
More afraid of you than you are of me
But if you leave some food out on the porch
I might stay until there's nothing left to eat
I'd be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school
If I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville

Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
Has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
But hell, you kissed like a rocket
I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
If I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that
Didn't have a bedroom

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey