Not another
Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough
"How's your savings?"
"Ours go farther!"
"We can switch you, you just say so"
Call your mother
She might listen
I don't need you to waste my time
My phone is perfect,
Never better
Friends and family are doing just fine
Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They're just blowing sunshine up my skirt
I'm busy
We're eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!
I'm sleeping
I work late
You bug me to death
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!
I wish you'd
Stop calling!
*click*
(beep-beep-beep-beep)