Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats thirty five Canyonero Canyonero When it goes real slow with the hammer down, Its the ...

A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! Heh, heh, heh, huh, oo...

(Homer) Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag? And do the twisty thingy too? The Garbage Man! Yes the Garbage Man can (Gar...

Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo? The Garbage Man! Yes the Garbage Man Can! The Garbage Ma...

from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" starring Marge as Blanche) Marge [spoken]: Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers Cast: You ca...

There was a little spanish flea A record star he thought he'd be He heard of singers like Beetles and The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV Why not a little spanish fle...

All: We are the mediocre presidents You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents! There's Taylor, there's Tyler, There's Fillmore and there's Hayes There's W...

I heard those things are awfully loud They ride as softly as a cloud Is there a chance the track may bend?? Not on your life, my Hindu friend What about us brai...

Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports [Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts [Lisa] Bart! [B...

Linda Ronstadt: When the snow starts a-fallin' There's a man you should be callin' That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr Plow is a loser, And I think he is a boozer,...

Well MrBurns had done it The Power Plant had won it With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs laid ...

Dough, the stuff that buys the beer Ray, the guy that sells the beer Me, the guy that drinks the beer Far, a long way to get beer So, I'll have another beer La,...

I saw you last night at the spelling bee I knew right then that it was L-UV I've got to spell out what you mean to me, Cause I can no longer a bea silent G I've...

Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home When I first arrived, you ...

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We d...

So you like it this way? Indubitubly! Around the house, I never lift a finger, as a husband and father I'm subpar I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the...

Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, Monorail, Mr Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on ...

Ulman shorts, Christmas show Marge's fling, Homer's bro Bart in well, Flanders fails, wacking snakes, monorail Mr Plow, Homer in space Sideshow Bob steps on rak...

PEOPLE: This log is your log, This log is my log When lightning struck it it hit a bucket MOE: I poured some onions inside my trousers PEOPLE: This log it use...

This log is your log, this log is my log, when lightening struck it, it hit the bucket I poured some onions, inside my trousers This log, used to be a tree Now ...

Boy, the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days And you knew where you were then Watching shows l...

Hello baby, it's Apu to whom you are speaking What's that baby, you are proposing we have a cookout at the beach then get a page from the kamasutra to the sun r...

come gather round children it's high time ye learned bout a hero named homer and a devil named burns we'll march til we drop the girls and the fellas we'll fig...

Who controls the British Crown? Who Keeps The Metric System Down? We Do, We Do Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We Do, We Do...

You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-mart, and nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's is our maison-derriere We're the sauce on your ste...

[Homer] Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father, I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with things t...

Sting: There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well For that poor little boy Who's stuck halfway to hell Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out We'll do the ...

Oh Whacking Day! Oh Whacking Day! Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day! We'll break their backs! Gouge out their eyes! Their evil hearts we'll pulverize! Oh Wh...

Homer: Well beer, we've had some great times When I was 17 I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian ...

whether igloo hut or lean-to or geodisic dome there's no place that i have been-to that i'd rather call home when i first arrived you were all such jerks but n...

(Hans Moleman) You thought you knew me I'm the M-O-L-E M-A-N in the S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D (Krusty) Oh I can't belIeve I'm doing this Hi kids Hey hey You thou...

He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent Drinking and driving narcotics possession And that's just page one of his t...

You work all day For some old man Sweat and break your back (uh huh) Then you go back to your castle But your queen won't cut your slack (that's true) That's wh...

You work all day for some old man, sweat and break your back: then you go home to your castle, but your queen won't cut you slack That's why your losing all you...

You took a 20 carrot diamond and made it gleam Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream! Your like X-men number three in a milard bag Your a brand n...

Oh, Say Can You Rock? There trouble in a far off nation, Time to get in love formation, Your love is more deadly than Sadam, That's Why I gotta drop da bomb! ...